Wanted: for Crimes Against Geometry
What is this waxy corpse-pale thing?
Not what is claimed, that’s for sure.
Isn’t it against the law to make false claims?
Why are we not protected from this assault?
Sure, the lit match catches it in flame
And my fireplace is starting to warm me.
But its a matter of Principle.
Although I was not perturbed -
I’ve seen far worse
On the internet and in real life. But
Children may see this travesty;
Their fragile minds tricked into licencious promiscuity.
An egg may be called a sphere
Or, worse, a sphere a circle.
“Who cares, you know what I mean.
Chill out man:
People may call you a pedant.
Orthogonal triangles are so square.
And who says a cube must have equal sides?”
This is not a cube